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A chad who defies all regular rules of simping and is simped by those usually that are usually the ones being simped. CDawgVA is a prime example of a cannur - being simped by MilkyQueen.
Did you see that girl simping him on her stream? That guy's such a cannur.
cannur by JankuMeeru December 1, 2020
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Canzur • Cancur • candur • canguro • cannur • Cansur • Canur • Canural • Canurday • canurdle
Me: Oh look a spoder

Me: maube I becum spoderman
Me: nope iz cancur
Cancur by Slothiana November 5, 2016
much of the terminology of this word has changed over the past few years this word has been around but this word is most commonly used by Ginos and it is a slang term to refer to their anti-vaginas.
Her voice echoed through the bathroom of the olive garden as she cackled at the sound of my meatballs hitting her gouch as my catzur spatz'd everywhere in her gnocchi tsk tsk tsk reynaldo I said to myself, how will you get yourself out of this situation
Catzur by ronald mckakke October 22, 2010
To ride across the surface of water on a board, propelling yourself with an oar, while standing upright.
He is going to canurf on the Hudson this weekend with his friends, and listen to some bands on the pier while drifting along peacefully.
canurf by AnonmousY September 8, 2011

cansurfing 

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.
Oh damn, I have to crap, but my friend just got on...time to start cansurfing.
Canned food that tastes like cow manure.
Canned asparagus and spinach often taste like this after a lengthy time on the shelf. Spinach looses most its vit C within 24 hours after harvest, so imagine the nutritive value of processed spinach sitting in a can for 6 months.
I grew up on school cafeteria food and the staple vegetable was "canure spinach".
canure by vegking August 25, 2007
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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