Canzur 

1-Person that has a retard and pevert mentality mixed with some mental imaginary cancer.

2- Act of being stupid af.
3- To have nazi cancer.

"Damn he got some canzur in head !"
"He spits canzur like fire"
"Don´t judge him, he has canzur"

Canzur by Deez Noits March 21, 2017

cannur 

A chad who defies all regular rules of simping and is simped by those usually that are usually the ones being simped. CDawgVA is a prime example of a cannur - being simped by MilkyQueen.

Did you see that girl simping him on her stream? That guy's such a cannur.

cannur by JankuMeeru December 1, 2020

Cancur 

Spoderman language for "cancer"

Me: Oh look a spoder

Me: maube I becum spoderman
Me: nope iz cancur

Cancur by Slothiana November 5, 2016

Catzur 

much of the terminology of this word has changed over the past few years this word has been around but this word is most commonly used by Ginos and it is a slang term to refer to their anti-vaginas.

Her voice echoed through the bathroom of the olive garden as she cackled at the sound of my meatballs hitting her gouch as my catzur spatz'd everywhere in her gnocchi tsk tsk tsk reynaldo I said to myself, how will you get yourself out of this situation

Catzur by ronald mckakke October 22, 2010

canurf 

To ride across the surface of water on a board, propelling yourself with an oar, while standing upright.

He is going to canurf on the Hudson this weekend with his friends, and listen to some bands on the pier while drifting along peacefully.

canurf by AnonmousY September 8, 2011

cansurfing 

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.

Oh damn, I have to crap, but my friend just got on...time to start cansurfing.

cansurfing by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia December 10, 2005

canure 

Canned food that tastes like cow manure.
Canned asparagus and spinach often taste like this after a lengthy time on the shelf. Spinach looses most its vit C within 24 hours after harvest, so imagine the nutritive value of processed spinach sitting in a can for 6 months.

I grew up on school cafeteria food and the staple vegetable was "canure spinach".

canure by vegking August 25, 2007