canure 

Canned food that tastes like cow manure.
Canned asparagus and spinach often taste like this after a lengthy time on the shelf. Spinach looses most its vit C within 24 hours after harvest, so imagine the nutritive value of processed spinach sitting in a can for 6 months.

I grew up on school cafeteria food and the staple vegetable was "canure spinach".

canure by vegking August 25, 2007

Los Cangrejos

Los Cangrejos is the street name of an unknown Mexican hooker who charges 700 dollars per session and gives unlucky non-Spanish speaking clients "The Crabs"

I thought it'd be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named Los Cangrejos

Los Cangrejos by ipaid700dollarsforthecrabs September 11, 2018

Conure 

A conure is a small parrot that has a big personality these birds love bonding with there owners and can even be taught how to talk these birds are very playful and will even dance to music if you turn some on there lifespan is about 15-20 years and is a good bird for a beginner

Guy 1: wow joe has a really cool pet
Guy 2: yeah it's called a conure

Conure by Savagecabbage29 May 19, 2017

Conure 

A gorgeous bird that has no idea of the definition of personal space. What's yours is theirs, whether it be food or drink. Prone to attack people invading the space of their humans that the conure itself is already invading. And prone to little angry or joyous outbursts; walks like a dinosaur or like it has a gold stick up its butt.

After attacking the person invading the soace of its human the Conures proceeds to walk away like a dinosaur.

Conure by Barebuck June 6, 2017

conure 

An intelligent and often loud parrot that vary in size from that of a cockatiel to the size of a miniature macaw. All conures are louder and smarter and more challenging as pets than cockatiels. If you would like a pet conure it would be wise to take the time to do sufficient research so that the species you procure is a good fit for your household. There is a good conure for just about any home that can appreciate a bird that requires interaction.

some well known conures are sun conures, green cheek conures, jenday conures, blue crowned conures and nanday conures.

Conures are clowny birds. We love them for their great sense of humor, and their fun-loving personality. With a little training, they usually can easily be trained to do tricks. Most may learn to talk. Conures, in general, love to snuggle under things, so providing them with a tightly woven wash cloth, soft piece of fabric, or fuzzy toy will be appreciated. A bird tent as a place to sleep and hand out is usually eagerly accepted and treasured. As they like to climb under pillows and blankets, care needs to be taken not to accidentally smother them.

They make great birds for those who don't mind the occasional (or NOT so occasional) screeching outburst. This is something to be considered when thinking of adding a conure to your family. Conures can be VERY noisy and can also be nippy, if not trained and socialized properly. They do enjoy learning new tricks and can be very entertaining. They love to dance and can also be taught to go the toilet with a simple command such as "toilet" or "poop" .

Conures do require more time and effort than say a cockatiel or budgie. Please keep this in mind. Owners report that they are smart and interactive, but are also more prone to behavioral problems than are cockatiels or budgies - but this would be the case with any conure. They all require a committed owner who will work with their pets to guide their behavior, while cockatiels and budgies are "beginner birds."

conure by bettybojangles February 4, 2010

Jerry Cantrell 

An amazing singer, song writer, and multi instrumentalist

Alice In Chains, Jerry Cantrell solo albums "boggy depot" "Degradation Trip 1&2"

Jerry Cantrell by AIC420 January 2, 2009

jerry cantrell 

Jerry Cantrell, guitarist for Alice In Chains.one of the most inovative guitarists of the 90's. This man is a guitar God. Some Brutal riffage has come from this man.

Jerry Cantrell is the Fuckin' MAN

jerry cantrell by Kaz October 4, 2004