canure

Canned food that tastes like cow manure.
Canned asparagus and spinach often taste like this after a lengthy time on the shelf. Spinach looses most its vit C within 24 hours after harvest, so imagine the nutritive value of processed spinach sitting in a can for 6 months.
I grew up on school cafeteria food and the staple vegetable was "canure spinach".
by vegking August 21, 2007
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Canural

1. A person who’s effortlessly clever, combining sharp sarcasm with a quick wit to get things done—usually without anyone even realizing they were the mastermind. Always calm under pressure, they make it look easy while secretly orchestrating success like a low-key genius. Bonus points if they're half Korean, because that just adds to their next-level blend of culture and savvy.

2. Someone who can diffuse tension with a well-timed quip, keep things running smoothly, and deliver snarky one-liners that leave everyone wondering if they just got roasted (in the best way).
“Don’t underestimate them—they're a total Canural. Sarcasm game strong and always three steps ahead.”

“Her cleverness is next-level. She’s basically the Canural of our friend group, with all the wit and none of the drama.”
by canural September 13, 2024
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Canur

When sombody talks too much shit, you get canur instead of Cancer .
Tiertneg: Boi that girl and her friends are fuckin stupid.
Divad: Yeah I know ,the shit they are saying is givin me Canur.
by Bro2G0 December 02, 2016
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