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much of the terminology of this word has changed over the past few years this word has been around but this word is most commonly used by Ginos and it is a slang term to refer to their anti-vaginas.
Her voice echoed through the bathroom of the olive garden as she cackled at the sound of my meatballs hitting her gouch as my catzur spatz'd everywhere in her gnocchi tsk tsk tsk reynaldo I said to myself, how will you get yourself out of this situation
Catzur by ronald mckakke October 22, 2010
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Caturday the 14th 

The day after Friday the 13th, It's the most magical Caturday of the year.
Dude its Caturday the 14th, oh shit son
Caturday the 14th by natr0n February 12, 2009
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Caturday 

A meme created by 4chan, NOT MYSPACE, that many forums and discussion boards have adopted.
Caturday is a fun day because cats with text below them make me laugh.
Caturday by SweetMetalForever October 25, 2006

catturdcoin 

Catturdcoin is a new form of blockchain currency that focuses on leveraging the randomness of cats. Catturdcoin has tremendous ecological benefit due to offloading its primary function of problem solving from the computer hardware to a biological analogue. With Catturdcoin a programmer in Egypt can talk to a cat owner in Russia and negotiate an amount of Catsource to be input to the cat. A cat will consume the Catsource and perform the work of generating the essense of Catturdcoin which we call Fe-cal. Fe-cal is completely CPU, net and ram neutral. Cats generate a Fe-cal event after a semi-random period of time we call the Dropchain. You can increase the amount of Catsource and this may generate faster Dropchain. Fe-Cal is a totally unique token dropped by the cat which will then be 3d scanned and archived as a proof of work. Once a Fe-Cal is scanned in and accepted as real the computers on the Catturdcoin network will determine its value based on length, width, weight and density and also multiplyng this score by the length of time it took between Catsouce input and Fe-cal event. If the valuation computers do not agree they will roll a series of 11 20-sided dice and whoever rolls highest wins unless a computer rolled natural 20s in which case the most natural 20s win. This randomness adds value to the Fe-Cal as it may be destroyed even after a successful process- just like non-cryptocurrency! Assuming this doesn't happen the Fe-Cal score is converted directly to Catturdcoin.
"Would you like to invest in Catturdcoin?"
"Not really."

caturday 

Though the origins are fuzzy, Caturday was spawned on one of the many *Chan image boards by the user Anonymous. On every Saturday, you post cats for lulz.
Post some fucking cats! It's Caturday!
caturday by Anon McAnonymous November 7, 2007

Caturday 

The greatest holiday on the internets. A day to celebrate the greatness that is Felis Domesticus, or the common house-cat.

Despite popular thinking, LOLCats RIPPED OFF the meme from /b/. Not to say that it wasn't a stupid thing to begin with, but still...
You know what day it is? Do you?

It's Caturday, bitches.

So get off of your assess...

...and post some fucking cats.

caturinal 

my favorite mutual who loves to post their feet🥺
Person one: “Have you seen @caturinal’s new post yet?”
Person two: “Yes, why were their feet out?”
caturinal by fluffycloud February 28, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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