Catzur

much of the terminology of this word has changed over the past few years this word has been around but this word is most commonly used by Ginos and it is a slang term to refer to their anti-vaginas.

Her voice echoed through the bathroom of the olive garden as she cackled at the sound of my meatballs hitting her gouch as my catzur spatz'd everywhere in her gnocchi tsk tsk tsk reynaldo I said to myself, how will you get yourself out of this situation

by ronald mckakke October 22, 2010

Caturday the 14th

The day after Friday the 13th, It's the most magical Caturday of the year.

Dude its Caturday the 14th, oh shit son

by natr0n February 12, 2009

Caturday

A meme created by 4chan, NOT MYSPACE, that many forums and discussion boards have adopted.

Caturday is a fun day because cats with text below them make me laugh.

by SweetMetalForever October 25, 2006

catturdcoin

Catturdcoin is a new form of blockchain currency that focuses on leveraging the randomness of cats. Catturdcoin has tremendous ecological benefit due to offloading its primary function of problem solving from the computer hardware to a biological analogue. With Catturdcoin a programmer in Egypt can talk to a cat owner in Russia and negotiate an amount of Catsource to be input to the cat. A cat will consume the Catsource and perform the work of generating the essense of Catturdcoin which we call Fe-cal. Fe-cal is completely CPU, net and ram neutral. Cats generate a Fe-cal event after a semi-random period of time we call the Dropchain. You can increase the amount of Catsource and this may generate faster Dropchain. Fe-Cal is a totally unique token dropped by the cat which will then be 3d scanned and archived as a proof of work. Once a Fe-Cal is scanned in and accepted as real the computers on the Catturdcoin network will determine its value based on length, width, weight and density and also multiplyng this score by the length of time it took between Catsouce input and Fe-cal event. If the valuation computers do not agree they will roll a series of 11 20-sided dice and whoever rolls highest wins unless a computer rolled natural 20s in which case the most natural 20s win. This randomness adds value to the Fe-Cal as it may be destroyed even after a successful process- just like non-cryptocurrency! Assuming this doesn't happen the Fe-Cal score is converted directly to Catturdcoin.

"Would you like to invest in Catturdcoin?"
"Not really."

by thisislikelytheend August 4, 2020

caturday

Though the origins are fuzzy, Caturday was spawned on one of the many *Chan image boards by the user Anonymous. On every Saturday, you post cats for lulz.

Post some fucking cats! It's Caturday!

by Anon McAnonymous November 7, 2007

Caturday

The greatest holiday on the internets. A day to celebrate the greatness that is Felis Domesticus, or the common house-cat.

Despite popular thinking, LOLCats RIPPED OFF the meme from /b/. Not to say that it wasn't a stupid thing to begin with, but still...

You know what day it is? Do you?

It's Caturday, bitches.

So get off of your assess...

...and post some fucking cats.

by sir_lancelot_the_brave August 1, 2008

caturinal

my favorite mutual who loves to post their feet🥺

Person one: “Have you seen @caturinal’s new post yet?”
Person two: “Yes, why were their feet out?”

by fluffycloud February 28, 2022