canurf

To ride across the surface of water on a board, propelling yourself with an oar, while standing upright.

He is going to canurf on the Hudson this weekend with his friends, and listen to some bands on the pier while drifting along peacefully.

by AnonmousY September 8, 2011

cansurfing

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.

Oh damn, I have to crap, but my friend just got on...time to start cansurfing.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia December 10, 2005

canure

Canned food that tastes like cow manure.
Canned asparagus and spinach often taste like this after a lengthy time on the shelf. Spinach looses most its vit C within 24 hours after harvest, so imagine the nutritive value of processed spinach sitting in a can for 6 months.

I grew up on school cafeteria food and the staple vegetable was "canure spinach".

by vegking August 25, 2007

Canurday

Usually, the last day in your "work week" in which you can "ball out" like a homeless person with $30 cash to your name.

I can't believe how many beers i drank on Canurday waiting for my bus home to arrive.

by Plizzy Plizz November 30, 2016

snarfer canarfer

(snarfer) a person who eats his/her own fart bubbles.
(canarfer) a person who sniffs little girls bicycle seats on a hot summer day.

Steven has a look on his face as though he's a snarfer canarfer. I just know he ate a fart bubble and then sniffed little jessica's bike seat.

by E.S.D.J October 22, 2008

canerf

when your making out with a cow, and you start to anal the fuck out of that shit, and you realize your fucking a cow

shit man i was so hammered last night that a canerf'd

man, that shit we puff puff passed last night was fucking nuts, i almost canerf'd your mom!

by shtonmaface May 30, 2009

canurdle

noun - the sound of singing from far back, deep in the throat

That man has got a canurdle.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

by morkis June 8, 2012