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Candra

Candra is the strongest woman you will ever meet. She’s the closest thing to perfect you will find. She puts her family first and does everything in her power to protect them. She is honest loyal and trustworthy. She will always be there for you. Her looks are as beautiful as her heart. She makes you forget about everyone else when she walks into the room. When she laughs it brightens the entire room. She’s an expert at taking care of people and making them feel welcome and loved. Candra’s are very intelligent. If you have a Candra don’t let her go because everyone that comes after will never be able to take her place or come even close to it so you will be miserable for the rest of your life.
Wow, is that an angel? Oh no it’s Candra!
by coolcittty September 25, 2018
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Candor

Brutally honest. The truth that may or may not hurt you. Candor people don't sugar coat the truth
The truth hurt. You didn't have to be too candor.
by Daunessgirl101 April 11, 2014
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Candarian stalagmite

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.
by Puppychup August 8, 2019
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cannur

A chad who defies all regular rules of simping and is simped by those usually that are usually the ones being simped. CDawgVA is a prime example of a cannur - being simped by MilkyQueen.
Did you see that girl simping him on her stream? That guy's such a cannur.
by JankuMeeru December 1, 2020
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Candra

Her name is candra and her soul is beautiful
by Hyperinflation July 16, 2020
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candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.
I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.
by Zak January 13, 2005
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