Cantillo 

The surname given to a Colombian legend. A Cantillo is a pure savage, one who tortures the mind to such a degree, that it is impossible for chance to respond. His Colombian heritage will always be the medium to which he lives and dwells on others. No matter what you say to him, Colombia will always be superior. He will convince you to release your sins and fall into his realm of Colombian appreciation. There is absolutely nothing you can do to convince him wrong about any subject, because you, in fact, are in the wrong, every time.

Beware, he will never eat.......never sleep........and never stop throwing insults at you.

ex.

Friend 1: "Hey, where do you want to go this weekend?
Cantillo: " Excuse me, what kind of insensible dumb-ass would suggest anywhere other than Bogota, Colombia. I hope you and your stupid family fly to somewhere else other than Colombia and have a horrible time. There is nothing greater than Colombia; we are the start and result of everything sacred on this planet. Pangea was created from here, Donkeys roam our streets looking for computer science internships, robot chickens have sex with each other on the streets at noon, our president is the most interesting man in the world and finally, the red coloration on our flag is covered with the blood of our fallen soldiers defending our nation from the evil that is, western-skinny jeans. We are more superior in every way possible, so shut your mouth, fill it with Platanos and EAT IT!!!
Friend 1: "K"

Cantillo by otter101 April 29, 2019

cantillionaire 

A rich person whose wealth came from the built-in unfairness of the fiat monetary system. See: Cantillon Effect

Man, check out these fat-cat banksters with their big-ticket wheels... They must be Cantillionaires!

cantillionaire by oregonborne August 14, 2020

Joey Castillo 

The best mexican drummer. He was/is in Queens of the Stone Age, Danzig, and Wasted Youth.

Joey Castillo replaced Dave Grohl.

Joey Castillo by I'm evil April 30, 2010

CASTILLO'ED 

To knock down or plummet many kids/people to the ground.

When Michael Castillo knocks down seven guys in a row on the soccer field..
<3 you Castillo :))

"Wow he just CASTILLO'ED them"

CASTILLO'ED by mojobabe4lifee May 16, 2010

Castillo 

Spanish word for castle

¡Mire ese castillo!-Look at that castle!

Castillo by $H3R!N@ August 11, 2008

Cantilloons

n. A portmanteau of 'Cantillon', a well known brewer of highly acidic 'lambic' beers, and Pantaloons, wide breeches common in 17th Century England.

Excessive consumption of lambic beers is known to adversely affect the digestive system, often causing unintentional venting of highly liquescent excrement. One who has suffered such an outburst is said to have 'Cantiloons'.

"Man, I drank 10 bottles of Lambic last night. I had heinous Cantilloons."

Cantilloons by ExpertBeerTaster August 22, 2011

Castillo 

Dope british rapper/grime

Castillo :Sniper out on all digital platforms bruv.

Castillo by IncogNeto the Watcher April 26, 2022