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cantello 

If you see one, RUN. He'll stab you in the knee and run away to his bat cave.
Jordan Cantello
cantello by predator54321run December 12, 2017
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Tony Cannelloni 

The well rounded ficticious character Tony Cannelloni is both prolific in his weight as well as his mobster qualities. Got the nickname for his love of canneloni and the fact that he always looks stuffed.
"Hey whats up with Tony Cannelloni, he hasn't been around at the cafe this week?" me i don't know nothing, last time i seen him he was doing that thing with Franky Bones.
Tony Cannelloni by jamps1972 November 2, 2009

Cantelope 

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.
Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour
Cantelope by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Bobby Cantelli 

The elusive Bobby Cantelli, no one knows where he is, he is traceless, and undetectable. Yet he is out there. There are no explanations for his occurrences. He leaves signs of his appearances, but don't get involved, for no one knows what he is or is not capable of.
Have you heard about Bobby Cantelli?

Cantilloons

n. A portmanteau of 'Cantillon', a well known brewer of highly acidic 'lambic' beers, and Pantaloons, wide breeches common in 17th Century England.

Excessive consumption of lambic beers is known to adversely affect the digestive system, often causing unintentional venting of highly liquescent excrement. One who has suffered such an outburst is said to have 'Cantiloons'.
"Man, I drank 10 bottles of Lambic last night. I had heinous Cantilloons."
Cantilloons by ExpertBeerTaster August 22, 2011

Cantelope Breath 

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.
Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"
Cantelope Breath by booblips1236 October 29, 2012

castello 

Joint di grandi dimensioni, composto (solitamente) dalle 3 alle 9 cartine lunghe unite in una sola "tovaglia". La composizione può variare dalle 3 alle 7 miste di hashish , marijuana o entrambe in una "messicana" .
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Large joint compound (usually) from 3 to 9 papers combined into one "tablecloth". The composition can vary from 3 to 7 mixed of hashish or marijuana , or both in a "mexican" .
-cos'è sta cosa immensa?
-è un castello zio, fuma!

-what the fuck is that thing huge ?
-it's a castello man, smokes!
castello by VPG April 21, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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