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Antalopus is a religion that revolves around our founder, The Antelopes. The religion that is requied is that you have to believe in the blue antelope that flies around every christmas killing jews. Another requirement is that you have to be gay and you have to surgically remove your ball sack.
My religion is Antalopus.

I belive in the Antelopus god, Jeffrey.
Antalopus by Antalopus October 16, 2014

Cantalopus 

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large
Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls
Cantalopus by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012

analousalt

Analousalt is commonly confused with anal assault in pronunciation but has no real connection with anal rape. Analousalt is classified in the family with swampass which refers to a sweaty posterior end (ass). Anal refers to the asshole whereas salt refers to sweat. Combine the two to birth "Analous-Salt.
Jesus Christ, this analousalt is really chapping my asshole.
analousalt by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

Andalapussa 

andalapussa is a slang invented by a genius, the context behind the word and it's STRUCTURE, truely a grammatical masterpiece, andalapussa means “smelling like sausage water” or “smelled like sausage water” or whatever tense or context you use it in
Guy 1- yo bro I fucked jaenel last night and to be honest her pussy andalapussa yo

Guy 2- damn bro, out of context, Eman and aan are the most beautiful women on earth

Guy 1- true bro!
Andalapussa by grizzlysausage April 27, 2021

gassy antalope 

attracted to cougars. My personal favorite card in cards of humanity.
Carmensita was being a gassy antalope while karlita and stephchef laughed.
gassy antalope by will hebble September 20, 2016
(Ahnthroh-poohs)
1. A word filler.
2. A human being.
Origin: Greek
1. I have an anthropus on my head.
2. That isn't a giraffe, thats an anthropus.
A word substituted by another word.

"Sigma Taf ANTHROPUS!"
"Would you like to go to Dunkin Anthropus?"
Anthropus by Pantus January 18, 2009
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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