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Antalopus is a religion that revolves around our founder, The Antelopes. The religion that is requied is that you have to believe in the blue antelope that flies around every christmas killing jews. Another requirement is that you have to be gay and you have to surgically remove your ball sack.
My religion is Antalopus.

I belive in the Antelopus god, Jeffrey.
Antalopus by Antalopus October 16, 2014

Cantalopus 

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large
Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls
Cantalopus by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012

analousalt

Analousalt is commonly confused with anal assault in pronunciation but has no real connection with anal rape. Analousalt is classified in the family with swampass which refers to a sweaty posterior end (ass). Anal refers to the asshole whereas salt refers to sweat. Combine the two to birth "Analous-Salt.
Jesus Christ, this analousalt is really chapping my asshole.
analousalt by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

Andalapussa 

andalapussa is a slang invented by a genius, the context behind the word and it's STRUCTURE, truely a grammatical masterpiece, andalapussa means “smelling like sausage water” or “smelled like sausage water” or whatever tense or context you use it in
Guy 1- yo bro I fucked jaenel last night and to be honest her pussy andalapussa yo

Guy 2- damn bro, out of context, Eman and aan are the most beautiful women on earth

Guy 1- true bro!
Andalapussa by grizzlysausage April 27, 2021

gassy antalope 

attracted to cougars. My personal favorite card in cards of humanity.
Carmensita was being a gassy antalope while karlita and stephchef laughed.
gassy antalope by will hebble September 20, 2016
(Ahnthroh-poohs)
1. A word filler.
2. A human being.
Origin: Greek
1. I have an anthropus on my head.
2. That isn't a giraffe, thats an anthropus.
A word substituted by another word.
"Sigma Taf ANTHROPUS!"
"Would you like to go to Dunkin Anthropus?"
Anthropus by Pantus January 18, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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