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handy candy 

a nickname for a bowl or other piece that you use to smoke out of. It can be very colorful and vibrant, like a piece of candy.
Yo we are gonna have a smoke sesh later, so bring your handy candy.

Did you see Dave's new handy candy? It looks awesome!

Handy candy 

In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing
Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger
Handy candy by Hungry guy February 13, 2021

Hand Candy 

Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.
"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."
Hand Candy by Jacques de O. November 25, 2009

handy chandy 

An Asian that likes to suck dick
Handy Chandy come suck me big dick
handy chandy by Meeksable November 16, 2015

Hand Candy 

A female (or group of females) worth retaining in mind for referral back to at a later date when it is more convenient to perform a Five-Knuckle shuffle.
Hand Candy by Lodge February 11, 2004

Hand-Candy 

Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.
"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"
Hand-Candy by winch guy August 20, 2014
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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