Candi-jew

According to Jon Stewart, a potential Presidential Candidate who is also Jewish. (aired June 2007)

1) Mike Bloomberg

2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"

by Lizzybeth July 26, 2007

jew candy

Money, especialy pennies and dimes

CJ: You Picked up that Penny?
AJ: Yeah.
CJ: Enjoy your Jew Candy!

by Chuck Lyer October 31, 2007

jew candy

The type of candy you don't want to get when trick or treating. The type of candy they only sell in bag form for Halloween.

Hey Butters! Don't go to the Smithstiens they are giving realy bad jew candy this year.

by Jazy84 November 15, 2007

jew candy

money for te jews.
- greg scully

do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!

by gergandrach June 5, 2009

jew candy bar

a candy bar full jews blood and guts

dude that jew candy bar tasted like shit

by dylan depalma January 19, 2008

candijew

A political candidate whose positions on the issues and qualifications are likely to be overshadowed by their Jewish heritage.

"some in the media feel that Mayor Michael Bloomberg's personal wealth could overcome his image as a short... Jewish... effete... Jewish... Bachelor... Jewish... Presidential.... Candijew."

by TooFolkGR July 20, 2007

candijew

A candidate for some position (i.e. President) that is also a Jew.

Mayor Bloomberg is considering being a candijew for president.

by Lexfor July 19, 2007