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candijew 

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A political candidate whose positions on the issues and qualifications are likely to be overshadowed by their Jewish heritage.
"some in the media feel that Mayor Michael Bloomberg's personal wealth could overcome his image as a short... Jewish... effete... Jewish... Bachelor... Jewish... Presidential.... Candijew."
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candijew 

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A candidate for some position (i.e. President) that is also a Jew.
Mayor Bloomberg is considering being a candijew for president.
candijew by Lexfor July 19, 2007
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candijew 

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A Jewish political candidate. Esp. for president.
Michael Bloomberg is a possible candijew for president in 2008.
candijew by Enits July 19, 2007
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candijew 

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A political candidate who is particularly Jewish.
Joe Liberman

"Candijew is a word, go look it up."
-Jon Stewart
candijew by MattF89 July 19, 2007
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candijew 

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A jewish political figure running for president.
"Mike Bloomberg could overcome his image as a...jewish bachelor jewish presidential Candijew." - Jon Stewart
candijew by MrPink007 July 19, 2007
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Candi-jew 

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According to Jon Stewart, a potential Presidential Candidate who is also Jewish. (aired June 2007)
1) Mike Bloomberg

2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"
Candi-jew by Lizzybeth July 26, 2007
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