Catsplaining 

n.

Cats-plaining.

1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.

2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)

3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.

4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.

5. Internet.

1.

"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."

"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"

"I'm only on the internet for the cats"

Catsplaining by Catlady24 April 26, 2013

catsplaining 

When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.

Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.

catsplaining by felixh March 17, 2017

Civsplaining 

Civsplaining (blend word ‘civvy’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a civ) to comment on or explain something to #squaddie in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"

I’m not #civsplaining you thick squaddie twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking thick military types, like MrSnaplegs, around.

Civsplaining by Bumsnorkler August 27, 2019

cuntsplaining 

When a feminist opens her mouth and words come out.

Woman- we have to come up with something together

Man- stop cuntsplaining at me

cuntsplaining by Notagoy December 17, 2016

Carsplaining 

When someone who never rides a bike explains road safety to cyclists.

He doesn't ride a bike but said, in true 'carsplaining' fashion; that 'all cyclists need to do to be safe on the roads and avoid any 'accidents' is to follow the Highway Code'.

Carsplaining by Brownhorse February 9, 2022

Cuntsplaining 

The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

"your response is classic cuntsplaining"

Cuntsplaining by Lancelot123mn May 21, 2019

copsplaining 

Deceitful speech police use to cover for their unlawful act against you.

An example of copsplaining is: When you are doing nothing wrong, they are committing an unlawful act against your will, you lecture them about what the law really is, and they give you a friendly command about being safe so they can bullshit about what they were doing to you in the first place.

copsplaining by Heckler The Dragon December 1, 2018