PkTheArsonist's definitions

Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022

Titanism

The religion for those who believe they are superior to all others. Members worship the Gods of power and greed, Titan and Moist, through consumption of whiskey and cigars and daily prayer.

Dr. Jinjie: "In the name of Titanism, should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Mr. Roy: "indeed, I believe so"

by PkTheArsonist June 23, 2021

Gang affiliated

When sex with a watermelon that confuses gamers that listen to popular rapist gang City Morgue, the bigger the watermelon the more gang affiliated they are.

Man: "excuse me mam, are you gang affiliated?"

Lady: "uuuh are you daft? I'm SUPER gang affiliated, do you even see this watermelon??"

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021

Calzone._.zone

Holy fucking shit lois how many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT going to install counter strike global source. FUCK OFF *beats her ass*

Calzone._.zone is just cooler than you are, dipshit *spits on you*

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021

quornhub

A shitty ass meme page on Instagram that is riddled with shitty reddit memes and ads.

Sam: "this meme page quornhub sucks, I'm gonna unfollow"

Bill: "what took you so long? I unfollowed a year ago because of the ads!"

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021

Mr. Scarborough

The best fucking teacher ever, so good he lets people make waffles in his classroom. You will miss this teacher.

Mr. Scarborough is a real one, never forget that man

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021

Bong zombie

A black man who smokes so much weed his penis shrinks and his brain gets fried

"Hey yo what happened to jaquis?" "That mf became a bong zombie on god" "Shiiit!"

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021