Saints's definitions

poltergeist

Scariest movie ever about the paranormal.

Poltergeist 2 really scared me. It scared me so bad it gave me nightmares.

by Saints September 24, 2003

foot

Lower extremity, used for walking.

Same thing used to put in someone's ass, because he or she deserved it.

Yesterday, I walked all the way down to my boss's store on 95th to pay him a social call.

Customer; How much is this Juicy-Juice without using the WIC?

Saints; I don't know

Customer; don't you work here?

Saints; I said, "I DON'T KNOW!!!!"

Customer starts getting rude.

Saints threatens the customer if she doesn't leave her alone, that she is going to get her boss. Customer continues having attitude problem.

Saints; Kenna that customer is harrassing me.

Kenna puts his foot up the customer's ass.

by Saints September 22, 2003

alum

A graduate of a high school.

I graduated from Bremen High School in Midlothian, Illinois in 1990. My presence is still felt throughout the faculty.

by Saints September 24, 2003

birthday

Anniversay of one's birth.

On my birthday my boss took a bouquet of red roses and he hit me over the with it, lol.

by Saints November 2, 2003

senile

Someone who is up in age, or someone who can't think well.

Example

Saints Owner Tom Benson

Chicago Bears' Michael McCaskey.

by Saints October 5, 2003

school

An institution of learning of useless boring crap for 6 hours a day.

I've been out of school for 13 years, thank God.

by Saints September 18, 2003

weave

hair attachment.

I tried to put a dreadlocks weave on my boss, and it didn't work. I guess I didn't get him drunk enough to do it.

by Saints September 22, 2003