calzone

A pizza turnover, very good.

Sbarros makes good calzones, I can't stand the spinach and cheese ones.

I do like the sausage or pepper and cheese calzones.

by Saints September 23, 2003

Calzone

A tidy, well-presented vagina. Often found hairless, or with neatly-trimmed hair. The lips are firmly shut revealing little of the inner vaginal tissue.

See opposite: Doner kebab

Colin removed her pants and was delighted to discover that beneath her underwear lay a calzone.

by calzonesearcher69 November 17, 2010

calzone

Racial slur for Italians dating back to the 1800s, also a food.

Domenic is a stupid calzone.

Domenic is eating a calzone.

by Fergdogaaa June 6, 2010

calzone

the defenition of lurk; lurk master.

damn you got calzoned.

by LoLuMaD September 7, 2007

Calzone

An idiot who is unaware of how stupid they are, can also be used with the term mook or Jabroni.

You utter calzone. You are acting like a total calzone.

by Mookzilla August 22, 2014

Calzone

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes the man-goo out onto his chest, not unlike squeezing a cheese calzone.

That bitch got so mad when I came in her that she calzoned me.

by D-Lav December 10, 2007

Calzone

(n) A Southern Californian who has moved to Arizona. Usually a self righteous, drunk, bigot, college kid who goes to an Arizona college (on daddy's money) because they couldn't get into USC or UCLA.
I.E. USC (or UCLA) overflow that resides in Arizona.

Todd is such a calzone.
Look at those calzones.

by Wilbur Wildcat January 18, 2009