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turnover 

The strategy of making space between two girlfriends. By making time between the two, you let the heat die down from your ex, and hope that the girlfriend in the works will stick around. By waiting, you avoid a barrage of calls and facebook emails of the "OMFG WTF IS THAT SHIT" variety.
Dude 1: Hey, aren't you gonna go after that chick on 3rd floor now that you ditched whatsherface?

Dude 2: Yep, but the turnover rate is pushing one month.

Dude 1: I give it two weeks.
turnover by underarock September 2, 2010
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turnover 

How you feel the day after you got turnt
"That was party was on fleek, still feeling hella turnover even though it's been two days."
turnover by christrolllll March 7, 2015

dollar chocolate turnover 

Slang term for a streetwalker in the Waterloo/Arlington area of Akron, Ohio. The nickname spread after a local fast food restaurant advertised a $1 chocolate turnover on their signage. One in particular, a reportedly transgendered person known as Darrina, patrols the area on her red hoveround mobility device.
Gunther had one of those dollar chocolate turnovers from in front of Arby's last night. He's lucky she didn't roll his ass and take his rental car.

Windy city apple turnover 

When semen is farted out after anal sex, with little poo pieces mixed in.
Hey man don't touch that wall, it got sprayed last night with a windy city apple turnover.

Chocolate Turnover 

The act of shitting in someones anus.
I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.
Chocolate Turnover by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

gonorrhea turnover 

when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.
why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?

columbian turnover 

Having sex with someone missionary, then flipping the participant over, jizzing on their back, sprinkling cocaine over said jizz and snorting up the concoction.
I got a sinus infection from having a columbian turnover.
columbian turnover by PatNAH January 2, 2017