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a nice handsome person, maybe named after Jupiter's moon Callisto.
usually nice and never wanting to hurt anyone else
girl1: hey look it's calisto omg omg!
girl2:he's mine, move!
Calisto by anonymous (: April 18, 2008
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An uncommon greek name for girls meaning "most beautiful", the name is uncommon because it is only given to girls who are absolutley the most beautiful!

You'll most likely only meet one girl named Calysta in your whole life so cherish the moment you do.
"That girl must be really beautiful!"
"What makes you say that?"
"Well, her name is Calysta! And well... just look at her!"
calysta by Dimitri L April 27, 2008
An amazing girl who will remain loyal through thick and thin. From the best of times to the worst of times she will weather the winter of despair and the spring of hope at your side. If she falls in love with you, she will never move on if you treated her right. A Calysta only comes around once, marry her.
What she did definitely meant she was a Calysta.
Calysta by Xx_Pu55y5layer_xX March 17, 2018

calistos 

The method of playing any fantasy sports game whereby you are not allowed to make any substitutions.
I played Gav fantasy Indian Soccer League calistos style and won a bunny chow.
calistos by Adam Jakes July 2, 2018
An amazing nice person who will always have your back and will be one of your best friends.
Omfg it's calisto give him to me
No he's bloody mine
Calisto by Onymoussßsssss November 3, 2020

Calistoga 

The best domestically produced mineral water, much better than Perrier or that Italian stuff. Like some of the other better things there are to drink, it comes from the geothermal region of California's Wine Country.

Their regular, non-sparkling spring water is just re-branded Arrowhead water, which is the result of both Calistoga and Arrowhead having been bought out by Nestlé.
If you must have mineral water that's better than Calistoga, get Topo Chico from Mexico.
Calistoga by Downstrike October 24, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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