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a nice handsome person, maybe named after Jupiter's moon Callisto.
usually nice and never wanting to hurt anyone else
girl1: hey look it's calisto omg omg!
girl2:he's mine, move!
Calisto by anonymous (: April 18, 2008
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An amazing nice person who will always have your back and will be one of your best friends.
Omfg it's calisto give him to me
No he's bloody mine
Calisto by Onymoussßsssss November 3, 2020

calistus 

A brave young man ,with a cute smile

And quite smart . Also cool around ladies
It's always cool being with Calistus
calistus by Jaxton ling July 10, 2021

Calistoga 

The best domestically produced mineral water, much better than Perrier or that Italian stuff. Like some of the other better things there are to drink, it comes from the geothermal region of California's Wine Country.

Their regular, non-sparkling spring water is just re-branded Arrowhead water, which is the result of both Calistoga and Arrowhead having been bought out by Nestlé.
If you must have mineral water that's better than Calistoga, get Topo Chico from Mexico.
Calistoga by Downstrike October 24, 2004

clistostorous

Clistostorous is an insult given to some one who is uneducated and will end up living off benefits.
“Rhys you’re such a clistostorous”
clistostorous by Clistostorous January 17, 2018
Brazilian/ Portuguese surname deriving from Flamenco (Brazil) or Madeira (Portugal). Male persons carrying this surname are renoun for having small penises. Usually son of a DJ
Look, it’s deeejayyy calistooooo
Calisto by Dusty1001 October 22, 2017
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