calistos

The method of playing any fantasy sports game whereby you are not allowed to make any substitutions.

I played Gav fantasy Indian Soccer League calistos style and won a bunny chow.

by Adam Jakes July 2, 2018

Calisto

a nice handsome person, maybe named after Jupiter's moon Callisto.
usually nice and never wanting to hurt anyone else

girl1: hey look it's calisto omg omg!
girl2:he's mine, move!

by anonymous (: April 18, 2008

Calisto

An amazing nice person who will always have your back and will be one of your best friends.

Omfg it's calisto give him to me
No he's bloody mine

by Onymoussßsssss November 3, 2020

calistus

A brave young man ,with a cute smile

And quite smart . Also cool around ladies

It's always cool being with Calistus

by Jaxton ling July 10, 2021

Calistoga

The best domestically produced mineral water, much better than Perrier or that Italian stuff. Like some of the other better things there are to drink, it comes from the geothermal region of California's Wine Country.

Their regular, non-sparkling spring water is just re-branded Arrowhead water, which is the result of both Calistoga and Arrowhead having been bought out by Nestlé.

If you must have mineral water that's better than Calistoga, get Topo Chico from Mexico.

by Downstrike October 24, 2004

clistostorous

Clistostorous is an insult given to some one who is uneducated and will end up living off benefits.

“Rhys you’re such a clistostorous”

by Clistostorous January 17, 2018

Calisto

Brazilian/ Portuguese surname deriving from Flamenco (Brazil) or Madeira (Portugal). Male persons carrying this surname are renoun for having small penises. Usually son of a DJ

Look, it’s deeejayyy calistooooo

by Dusty1001 October 22, 2017