Calisto

a nice handsome person, maybe named after Jupiter's moon Callisto.
usually nice and never wanting to hurt anyone else

girl1: hey look it's calisto omg omg!
girl2:he's mine, move!

Calisto by anonymous (: April 18, 2008

Calisto

An amazing nice person who will always have your back and will be one of your best friends.

Omfg it's calisto give him to me
No he's bloody mine

Calisto by Onymoussßsssss November 3, 2020

Calisto

Brazilian/ Portuguese surname deriving from Flamenco (Brazil) or Madeira (Portugal). Male persons carrying this surname are renoun for having small penises. Usually son of a DJ

Look, it’s deeejayyy calistooooo

Calisto by Dusty1001 October 22, 2017

Calisto

A group with a lot of beatiful and masculine guys.

Wow, those guys really show off calisto!

Calisto by chubby bunny35 March 20, 2024

Calisto

A group with a lot of beatiful and masculine guys.

Wow, those guys really show off calisto!

Calisto by chubby bunny35 March 20, 2024

Calisto Yew 

Calisto Yew is an ace attorney investigations character, she is the most irritaing fuckhead defense attorney ever, and is the true killer of the case she is in.

Person 1: God, you are such a Calisto Yew.
Person 2: What? I absolutely hate Calisto Yew, She is my most hated character in Ace Attorney Investigations!

Calisto Yew by chumtoad. May 6, 2020

Calisthenician 

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.

Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

Calisthenician by thecalisthenicbros May 21, 2019