calystah

the most beautiful, funniest, intelligent woman in the room... with the fattest ass and best personality. Usually has brown eyes and brown hair and is about 5'3" and will also play video games and watches anime and really likes to read romance webtoons.

yo, that girl Calystah is so fine.

calystah by mr bruno September 23, 2021

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calysta

An uncommon greek name for girls meaning "most beautiful", the name is uncommon because it is only given to girls who are absolutley the most beautiful!

You'll most likely only meet one girl named Calysta in your whole life so cherish the moment you do.

"That girl must be really beautiful!"
"What makes you say that?"
"Well, her name is Calysta! And well... just look at her!"

calysta by Dimitri L April 27, 2008

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Calysta

An amazing girl who will remain loyal through thick and thin. From the best of times to the worst of times she will weather the winter of despair and the spring of hope at your side. If she falls in love with you, she will never move on if you treated her right. A Calysta only comes around once, marry her.

What she did definitely meant she was a Calysta.

Calysta by Xx_Pu55y5layer_xX March 17, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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