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Traffic Calming Measure
This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016
Calmfresh
Calmfresh by Ziggysmallz July 11, 2011
Celmira
A girl with such a kind heart and lobes to laugh. Full of positive vibes but when alone lets out every single bit of sadness she has. She loves to dance, sing, and bust down she is really freaky and is really loyal. Really flexable and loves doing gymnastics. She can make almost anyone feel better about themselves. She is a very popular girl with really gorgeous looks she will take your man if she wanted to. She is the most realest friend you can ever get and she believes and claims she is ugly and in reality she is the most beautifulest girl u cause ever meet. She is a girl that got a nice body and she is really slim thick.
David: Yo bro, Celmira is dead perfect
Alejandro: hell yeah bro, i love her laugh
David: justeverything about her is perfect im gonna male her mine.
Alejandro: hell yeah bro, i love her laugh
David: justeverything about her is perfect im gonna male her mine.
Celmira by Selma elena March 25, 2019
calirican
Calirican(s) are known to have Puerto Rican heritage and live in California. They are immersed in the West Coast "cool and chill" mentality, but never lose their flavor. They embrace their culture, the music, and don't forget the food of Puerto Rico which is damn tasty. Despite being across the country from the mainland, Caliricans are in love with Puerto Rican history and cultura. That's right.
So I'm a "Calirican " You know, a Puerto Rican but really.. I'm from California. Tu sabes! We 're all about chillin' but we hustle mami all at the same time.
calirican by lemalemarci June 13, 2016
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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