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Califrado 

California + Colorado. The region along interstate 70 between Denver and Glenwood Springs, Colorado. Infested with whiny Jews and luxury station wagons. Popular with "active mountain lifestyle" seekers escaping southern California. Many golf courses, cookie-cutter new homes, Starbucks, Audis, pilates studios.
Vail, Califrado, has become a new kind of Rocky Mountain paradise.
Califrado by LocalGirl September 14, 2008

Califrado 

california mexican food for gringos south of mason dixon line
butter 2 cloves garlic + kosher medium cheddar cheese & some mexican bacon alfrado sauce. Eat fresh Califrado pour mixture over chilli rellenos.. enjoy a california urban meal....

PS Mexican bacon is very good!!( muy bueno )
Califrado by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

caloradon 

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.
california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words
caloradon by Plotbert February 1, 2008

Califrag 

Califrag. "A good fragging". Califrag is the abbreviation of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Meaning "swell", "spiffy", "peachy keen".
As a greeting: "Califrags everyone!"
As an insult: "You califragging piece of shit!"
As a verb: "Mani califrags Jenna."
Califrag by Delial December 16, 2002

exaggerator calibrator 

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.
As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

Dance floor Calibrator 

A man of age that possesses the skill and determination to inspect and calibrate each corner of the dance floor various musical numbers.
The montreal Wedding Dance floor Calibrator.
Dance floor Calibrator by Comleo January 18, 2011

Califano 

Kid who likes to not use sarcasm much. Often found at home scamming friends out of money and pasting pictures of peoples heads on gay porn.

see Autism DS
Man you are such a Califano
You are a Dope Ass White Califano
I don't think people in texas have Califano
Califano by L2D April 22, 2005
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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