dixon

-verb

1. To do a "dixon" - take something that's fully functional and completely fuck it up.

2. To do half a job

User: "Hi there I can't get my e-mail to work"

IT Technician: "Sorry mate, it's been dixoned"

by walkies May 22, 2009

dixon

To have sex with one of your best mates girlfriends, then getting your head smashed in.

Yeah, your doing the Dixon, you better watch yourself.

Oh my god, he's pulled a Dixon.
Who With?
Beth, again.

by mr. thing October 1, 2006

dixon

a guy that cheats on most of his girlfriends, and wanks over his dads gay fest dvds.

Dixon: I was once watching porn, and this bit came up and it was like a gay fest, I couldnt fast forward it. so I watched it
Me: *gasp*

by gay fest dvd March 2, 2004

dixon

the word you call your little siblings when your really angry

shut up you "dixon"

by Kevin December 9, 2003

Dixoned

When a person is so intoxicated they can't stand properly or speak without mumbling incoherrantly, usually a result of alcpholor drug-taking.

The complete opposite of sobriety.

Jesus did you see Chris on Friday night, he was well dixoned!

I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned!

by garybiscuit April 17, 2011

Dixon

An intelligent being who has potential and can do anything. I mean ANYTHING. Known as the bestest ass-kicker in the world.

"Man Dixon! That was a good lickin' you gave!"

by -wack0- January 31, 2005

dixonic

'Dixon' (n):

1) A person of very low intelligence
2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointlessly
3) A stupid person with no future
4) A person far below yourself

'Dixonic' (adj):

1) To be of relation to Dixon
2) To do things that Dixon would do

'To Dixon' (verb):

1) To do the unspeakable
2) To kick a bag of air
3) To enjoy pointless activities involving bags of air

Noun: "Bloody Dixons outside again"
Adjective: "That's a very dixonic game"
Verb: "Oh god, he's started Dixoning"

by 9THC March 7, 2005