contrary to popular belief a blog is not a web log, nor does it have anything to do with the internet whatsoever. A blog is what lands in the toilet after a night of keystone beer and taco johns.
by Plotbert February 02, 2008
Someone that is too pussy to deal with life's shit head on. Instead they always take cheap shots, and the easy way out, instead of buckling down and facing reality like a man.
"wes, I dont think stabbing your little brother in the back is going to solve any of your problems your so pussive agressive".
"bullshit dude watch"
-throws unsuspecting little brother down a flight of stairs, to later have his ass whooped at a party for being so gay".
"bullshit dude watch"
-throws unsuspecting little brother down a flight of stairs, to later have his ass whooped at a party for being so gay".
by Plotbert December 18, 2007
a person who skies or snowboards that is a complete poserish scene, trendster faggot.Usually seen in terrain parks of colorado with their stance so wide their doin the splits. Loudmouth wankers that brag about how much weed they smoked in their parents million dollar condo, or how steezy their rail spin was.........FAGS.
"yo steezy jeff that was totally gnar"
"steezy jeff yah bro lets go get blazed in my parents condo then suck each other off."
me; "wow what a bunch of fag steezebocks"
"steezy jeff yah bro lets go get blazed in my parents condo then suck each other off."
me; "wow what a bunch of fag steezebocks"
by Plotbert December 18, 2007
A person responsible for ruining the Subaru WRX's image. these people can be seen at your local mall/shopping center driving around in circles over revving the shit out of their 4 cylinder turbocharged engine in a pathetic attempt to compensate for their microscopic penis. new era hat flipped backwards, sideburns< fart exhaust + squeaky blow off valve score them bonus WRX bat points.
WRX bat "please give me attention, I have no life and a tiny penis, someone please kill me". -classic WRX bat
by Plotbert February 02, 2008
when designers or paint companies choose to label colors with cute and exotic names that clearly defy the actual name or nature of the color, most commonly applied to different hues of one main color.
" hey honey do you think we should paint our room tequila, key lime pie, or matte boogar".
"how about we just go with green".
just go to your local paint store and look at all the yuppie colors, you'll be amused.
"how about we just go with green".
just go to your local paint store and look at all the yuppie colors, you'll be amused.
by Plotbert February 03, 2008
A jew with a ton of steez, most commonly applied to people who do freestlye snowboarding. Style+ease+Jew=steezberg
Jew #1 "holy kishka did you just see Zach Plotkin pull that sick 1080, he should change his last name to steezberg.
Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."
Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."
by Plotbert January 30, 2008
A snowboarder that spends every waking minute of his pathetic life in the terrain park doing rail spins. Someone too narrow minded to explore the entire mountain. hence they are railballers usually sportin b ball jersey's n shit. kinda funny because they try to act ghetto, but if they ever drove through the hood in their parents suburban they would probably shit their pants.
by Plotbert December 18, 2007