Definitions by Plotbert

yuppie colors 

when designers or paint companies choose to label colors with cute and exotic names that clearly defy the actual name or nature of the color, most commonly applied to different hues of one main color.

" hey honey do you think we should paint our room tequila, key lime pie, or matte boogar".

"how about we just go with green".

just go to your local paint store and look at all the yuppie colors, you'll be amused.

yuppie colors by Plotbert February 4, 2008

caucus blockus 

The political equivelant of a cock block, when a presidential candidate gets totally dogged by a political caucus, thereby hindering there campaign for presidency and future global domination.

" poor Hillary she just got another caucus blockus during her 08' campaign".

caucus blockus by Plotbert February 4, 2008

steezberg 

A jew with a ton of steez, most commonly applied to people who do freestlye snowboarding. Style+ease+Jew=steezberg

Jew #1 "holy kishka did you just see Zach Plotkin pull that sick 1080, he should change his last name to steezberg.

Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."

steezberg by Plotbert February 1, 2008

PMS avenger 

A fictional superhero with the ability too wreak havoc on mens lives, fortunately she only works 4 days a month.

"oh shit its PMS avenger duck and cover."
-spits flame out of mouth and bitch slaps innocent bystander.

PMS avenger by Plotbert February 1, 2008

caloradon 

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.

california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words

caloradon by Plotbert February 1, 2008

stingy stoner

A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.

normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".

stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".

normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"

thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell

stingy stoner by Plotbert February 1, 2008

Pubertus 

a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.

"oh shit its pubertus".

Pubertus by Plotbert February 1, 2008