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Kid who likes to not use sarcasm much. Often found at home scamming friends out of money and pasting pictures of peoples heads on gay porn.

see Autism DS
Man you are such a Califano
You are a Dope Ass White Califano
I don't think people in texas have Califano
by L2D April 22, 2005
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