Definitions by L2D

Califano 

Kid who likes to not use sarcasm much. Often found at home scamming friends out of money and pasting pictures of peoples heads on gay porn.

see Autism DS

Man you are such a Califano
You are a Dope Ass White Califano
I don't think people in texas have Califano

Califano by L2D April 22, 2005