calibrator 

To calibrate or be calibrated

Taylor’s calibrator doesn’t work because she’s dumb.

calibrator by MiniTaylor June 30, 2019

exaggerator calibrator 

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

exaggerator calibrator by provider44 January 18, 2010

Dance floor Calibrator 

A man of age that possesses the skill and determination to inspect and calibrate each corner of the dance floor various musical numbers.

The montreal Wedding Dance floor Calibrator.

Dance floor Calibrator by Comleo January 18, 2011

Master Frequency Calibrator

A symbolic archetype describing a person who cultivates coherence, clarity, and alignment within themselves, relationships, communities, or organizations by fostering integrity, reflection, restorative dialogue, and values-based leadership. The term uses "frequency" metaphorically to represent patterns of communication, presence, culture, or shared intention.

A Master Frequency Calibrator helps individuals and communities recognize when their actions, relationships, and systems have drifted away from their stated values and supports processes that restore alignment. Rather than directing or controlling others, they facilitate conditions in which trust, reciprocity, accountability, and collaboration can emerge.

A Master Frequency Calibrator understands that healthy systems require continual adjustment. Through attentive listening, thoughtful inquiry, conflict transformation, and ethical stewardship, they help transform fragmentation into coherence and confusion into shared understanding.

This role is less about possessing authority and more about practicing disciplined presence. Calibration is viewed as an ongoing process of learning, adaptation, and relationship-building rather than the achievement of a permanent state.

Master Frequency Calibrators are needed now more than ever to support the continued emergence of the New Earth - they serve in roles in family settings, communities, organization and governmental systems as gateTENDERs supporting safe, sane and radical informed consent regarding passage and anchoring into the New Earth frequencies.

Master Frequency Calibrator by New Earth Ambassador414 June 29, 2026

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.

Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly

‘Celebratory’ Assembly by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012

Calibrations 

Either an activity that must be done constantly, or something you bring up when you want to subtly tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Shepard: "Hey Garrus, got a minute?"
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Calibrations by the goat daemon July 10, 2010

Celebratory Crouching 

An action used commonly in the Halo video game series mainly during online multiplayer player play. Celebratory Crouching is normally seen as several pelvic thrusts/crouching motions into a recently killed halo player to humiliate ones death or to celebrate an unbelievable kill. While many find the action insulting during the game as it is oftenly confused with T-Bagging however it is perfectly acceptable to celebratory crouch on ones face or body in the game.

Dude look at me CELEBRATORY CROUCHING on this guys face!

Celebratory Crouching by hamburgersyum August 22, 2011