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Calirado 

The former state of Colorado, which has been fully Californicated. It was the first state that Californians began fleeing to, like locusts, in the late 1980s. This has caused the state to become unaffordable for many "Natives" (those born in the state) -- some of whom have had to relocate. It has also caused the politics of the state to shift dramatically to the left.
Dude, have you been to the In&Out Burger in Colorado Springs? It's just like home! I'm so glad I moved from California!
Na brah, I'm a Native™. We don't eat that crap. They should just rename this state "Calirado."
Calirado by Robert McCall March 3, 2024
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caloradon 

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.
california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words
caloradon by Plotbert February 1, 2008
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Califrado 

California + Colorado. The region along interstate 70 between Denver and Glenwood Springs, Colorado. Infested with whiny Jews and luxury station wagons. Popular with "active mountain lifestyle" seekers escaping southern California. Many golf courses, cookie-cutter new homes, Starbucks, Audis, pilates studios.
Vail, Califrado, has become a new kind of Rocky Mountain paradise.
Califrado by LocalGirl September 14, 2008

Califrado 

california mexican food for gringos south of mason dixon line
butter 2 cloves garlic + kosher medium cheddar cheese & some mexican bacon alfrado sauce. Eat fresh Califrado pour mixture over chilli rellenos.. enjoy a california urban meal....

PS Mexican bacon is very good!!( muy bueno )
Califrado by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026