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Calirado 

The former state of Colorado, which has been fully Californicated. It was the first state that Californians began fleeing to, like locusts, in the late 1980s. This has caused the state to become unaffordable for many "Natives" (those born in the state) -- some of whom have had to relocate. It has also caused the politics of the state to shift dramatically to the left.
Dude, have you been to the In&Out Burger in Colorado Springs? It's just like home! I'm so glad I moved from California!
Na brah, I'm a Native™. We don't eat that crap. They should just rename this state "Calirado."
Calirado by Robert McCall March 3, 2024
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caloradon 

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.
california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words
caloradon by Plotbert February 1, 2008
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Califrado 

California + Colorado. The region along interstate 70 between Denver and Glenwood Springs, Colorado. Infested with whiny Jews and luxury station wagons. Popular with "active mountain lifestyle" seekers escaping southern California. Many golf courses, cookie-cutter new homes, Starbucks, Audis, pilates studios.
Vail, Califrado, has become a new kind of Rocky Mountain paradise.
Califrado by LocalGirl September 14, 2008

Califrado 

california mexican food for gringos south of mason dixon line
butter 2 cloves garlic + kosher medium cheddar cheese & some mexican bacon alfrado sauce. Eat fresh Califrado pour mixture over chilli rellenos.. enjoy a california urban meal....

PS Mexican bacon is very good!!( muy bueno )
Califrado by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006
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