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catboner

A derogatory term yelled by Andover Townies at Phillips Academy students. It indicates that you either are a cat's penis erected or that you "bone" cats.
Where is the Polo store, catboner!
by Rosta March 4, 2007
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Due to insecurity and some strange fear of procession of their town, Andover High kids yell this term out to Phillips Academy students. Phillips Academy kids find it pathetic, amusing, or just plain mean. They usually yell back things including "dog fucker" and "apply again next year!" This ongoing tension between the two schools is mostly under amusement and misunderstanding rather than true rivalry.
Dude did you here that? I they catbonered me five times when I walking back to my dorm!
by 8-O December 19, 2008
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Catboner

Piece of shit, prep school assholes. A name Andover High School students yell at Phillips Academy students. The act of "Catbonering" is practiced while driving along South Main Street in black jeeps and yelling "catboner" out the window at PA students.
"I catbonered the shit out of 3 catboners today!"
by retardedhound May 11, 2008
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Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned
ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."
by Eric Adams March 29, 2009
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carboner

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.
I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.
by OLOKING October 11, 2006
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Cat Boner

A cat boner is a cat boner.

The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.

It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.

However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad
Teacher- "Danny did you turn in your project."
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"



"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"



Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"
by Lucaaaaaaaasssssssssssss March 18, 2009
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catbones

'Tay was being catbones last night in chat.'
by Kittymom July 5, 2021
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