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Cokeboner 

An erection achieved after snorting alot of Cocaine.
Dude, that eightball of cocaine totally gave me a massive cokeboner. I swear to god boyscouts could sleep under the tent iam pitching!
Cokeboner by S.H.A.G.G.Y December 11, 2009
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conebone69 

A fake pedofiliac screen name made up for a funny skit at the 2006 Emmy's openning number.

Conan O'Brien goes into a house looking for help to get to the Emmys, and supposedly, it was a luring house for child predators that were set up by John Larson and his crew. They showed the skit like it was really on the NBC special, "To Catch a Predator." Then they revealed Conan's "screen name," conebone69. Conan gets nervous and runs out of the house and walks onto the Emmy's stage.

conebone69 by wholee September 2, 2006
a tasty mix of Coke-a-cola and your favorite beer.

- this is common beer mix in German where it comes sold premixed in 6 packs
Chris and Jessi walked down the local pub and ordered two pints of Cokebeer.
cokebeer by Jessi N August 10, 2007

codeboner 

The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.
I got a real codeboner over the webservice Jerome built.
codeboner by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah January 26, 2012

Cookieboner 

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.
Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!
Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011

Pokéboner 

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.
Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.
Pokéboner by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

corboner 

A person that is extremely nice and one heck of a friend that just won’t leace you alone, he’s always nice and willing to support you, and he’s got a ya know, the nem fills in the rest
Wow he’s one heck of a corboner
corboner by TheTrüthGiver April 12, 2018
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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