"Poor Mark, he was diagnosed with cagephilia two days ago. He has already started rehabilitation but the stage is too advanced, he will not make it..."
Toby: your cat is hot and sexy
You: dah fuq?
Also you (speaking in a hushed voice to 911): I need help. I'm in a house with a catophile who wants my cat.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."