Greenbriar29's definitions

Foreskin Fermenter

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.

I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Bacon Bath

When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.

I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Toegre

A Toegre would be defined as a tie so ugly that it looks like an ogre.

Alex has some ugly ass toes, look at them “Toegre”s.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Flarping

This is when you fart when you LARP.

Grand wizard Pluribus is flarping right now and it’s incredibly distracting.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Fornicationfracking

fornicationfracking- the act of someone taking a syringe and removing semen through the urethra

I need to continue fornicationfracking so I can extract more semen for my my little pony cum jar.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Copulation Cop

A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)

Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023