Copulation Cop

A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)

Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.

by Greenbriar29 March 07, 2023

Fornicationfracking

fornicationfracking- the act of someone taking a syringe and removing semen through the urethra

I need to continue fornicationfracking so I can extract more semen for my my little pony cum jar.

by Greenbriar29 March 07, 2023

Cum-kwart

The sound cum makes when it comes out of the holster.

The cum-kwart he made was very arousing.

by Greenbriar29 March 07, 2023

Foreskin Fermenter

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.

I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.

by Greenbriar29 March 08, 2023

Beezer

This is noun that means that someone is a mean person. It can also become a verb if someone beezes mean to someone.

You saw Jake, right? He’s such a beezer.

by Greenbriar29 March 07, 2023

Cum-sculpting

The action of having sex with an inanimate object so much that it becomes stiff like a rock.

I’ve been cum-sculpting my Mikasa body pillow to fit her exact curves.

by Greenbriar29 March 07, 2023

Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 08, 2023