Buttmunching

When two people put their assholes together and one person shits causing the other person to “eat it” with their asshole.

When my girlfriend and I were buttmunching the other day, I felt a great sense of fulfillment as my asshole munched on her shit.

by Greenbriar29 March 07, 2023

Cum-sculpting

The action of having sex with an inanimate object so much that it becomes stiff like a rock.

I’ve been cum-sculpting my Mikasa body pillow to fit her exact curves.

by Greenbriar29 March 07, 2023

Copulation Cop

A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)

Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.

by Greenbriar29 March 07, 2023

Flarping

This is when you fart when you LARP.

Grand wizard Pluribus is flarping right now and it’s incredibly distracting.

by Greenbriar29 March 08, 2023

Cum-kwart

The sound cum makes when it comes out of the holster.

The cum-kwart he made was very arousing.

by Greenbriar29 March 07, 2023

Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 08, 2023

Bacon Bath

When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.

I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.

by Greenbriar29 March 08, 2023