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cuntophile 

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.
There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.
cuntophile by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009

cartophile 

n. One who greatly admires and enjoys maps.
Only a cartophile would spend seven hours browsing and admiring maps.
cartophile by Brad November 4, 2004

cataphile 

A Cataphile is a person who frequents and loves the Catacombs in Paris, France. They are underground explorers who know and sometimes spend days in the tunnels beneath the city, which are technically off-limits to the public and illegal to be in.
"I didn't come up for three days, I went to see a Mexican Perforation show and had a picnic lunch at the beach... it was amazing.."
"You're such a Cataphile"
cataphile by WaningMoon April 18, 2006

lactophile

A lactophile is a person or animal who is sexually obsessed with milk or dairy products.
Mary is a lactophile, she frequently masturbates with milk all over her body.
lactophile by netsendjoe November 13, 2003

Cageophile 

(n.) one who is attracted to the actor Nicolas Cage.
Why is Stephen watching National Treasure instead of going to prom? It's because he's such a Cageophile.
Cageophile by sterisa-parkello January 2, 2012
She has four dogs at her home. She is a canophile.
Canophile by AnderControls August 6, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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