Caardvark 

someone who looks like an aardvark on crack, and has a eighthead instead of a forehead, commonly mistaken for a specklesplat

“you know that guy stewart? he’s cute right?”
“i mean, he would be, if he wasn’t a fuckin caardvark”

Caardvark by kayxlm June 6, 2021

Aardvark Tits 

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

Aardvark Tits by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020

Disturbed Aardvark 

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.

Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

Disturbed Aardvark by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

aardvark cum

coldest thing in the world.

there aint nothing colder than aardvark cum!

aardvark cum by minecraft129 May 27, 2012

Aardvark Cum

The deadliest, coldest, semen produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. According to Amir Blumenfeld from popular Youtube channel CollegeHumor, who popularized the term, "Aardvark cum will freeze yo ass, Aardvark cum is frigid gas" Which let's you know that you don't want to fuck around with Aardvarks.

"I need a jacket! It's like Aardvark cum up in this bitch"

Aardvark Cum by Tswizzie September 12, 2013

aardvark 

the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one

aard·vark (ärdvärk)
n.
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.

aardvark by REnergy December 13, 2004

sloppy aardvark 

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

sloppy aardvark by MoparPogue September 8, 2013