Definitions by kayxlm

Caardvark 

someone who looks like an aardvark on crack, and has a eighthead instead of a forehead, commonly mistaken for a specklesplat

“you know that guy stewart? he’s cute right?”
“i mean, he would be, if he wasn’t a fuckin caardvark”

Caardvark by kayxlm June 6, 2021