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Aardvark04 

I swing my greataxe
Hey everyone Aardvark04 here. You may notice the video footage playing in the background is not of Geometry dash. And to be honest I've been pretty bored of GD recently. And so I haven't been uploading content for it either. Don't expect to see any Geometry dash content to be on here for a while, or until 2.2 comes out
Aardvark04 by anonymous February 16, 2022

aardvark04 

A geometry dash nerd. known for his awesome music.
I'm an Aardvark04 and I play Geometry Dash! PEEPEE DROP! Let's GO
aardvark04 by JustLikeMyDinYourMum October 19, 2020

Aardvark Tits 

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Disturbed Aardvark 

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.
Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

aardvark cum

there aint nothing colder than aardvark cum!
aardvark cum by minecraft129 May 27, 2012

Aardvark Cum

The deadliest, coldest, semen produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. According to Amir Blumenfeld from popular Youtube channel CollegeHumor, who popularized the term, "Aardvark cum will freeze yo ass, Aardvark cum is frigid gas" Which let's you know that you don't want to fuck around with Aardvarks.
"I need a jacket! It's like Aardvark cum up in this bitch"
Aardvark Cum by Tswizzie September 12, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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