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cuntoisseur 

A carnivore, usually male, who enjoys devouring meat curtains
Michael is well-liked in cheer leading circles across the country for his prowess as a cuntoisseur.
cuntoisseur by Joel T. June 30, 2008

cuntisseur 

What type of cunt is she? I'm not sure as I'm not a cuntisseur.
cuntisseur by Dragonfly1032 May 10, 2016

Cuntpass 

A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.
Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...
Cuntpass by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

cuntissimo

An extremely hairy vagina. One that is borderline visually offensive.
Holy crap! Did you see the vagina on that girl? All that hair? She had a regular cuntissimo!
cuntissimo by Nick Mc March 21, 2008

goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard 

1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"

Cuntoisseur 

A man who is sentimental about his porn folder to the point of considering it a "collection."
He's got nearly 100 folders, and they are all organized. He's a cuntoisseur.