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cuntisseur 

What type of cunt is she? I'm not sure as I'm not a cuntisseur.
cuntisseur by Dragonfly1032 May 10, 2016
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Cuntisaurus Rex 

Someone who has been historically and classically a cunt (C U Next Tuesday). The amount of bitchedgry that comes out of this person is comparable to the size of the tyrannosaurus rex. And thier attitude needs to be extinct like a T=rex as well.

Can also refer to a BDB (big dumb bitch) with thunder thighs.

Summary: A large cunt
Stop being a cuntisaurus rex and get the fuck out.
Cuntisaurus Rex by duetobe February 6, 2010

cuntishery 

This is when someone or something is being cunitsh
You lost your dog, Damn that's cuntishery
cuntishery by Obama self October 20, 2017

cuntoisseur 

A carnivore, usually male, who enjoys devouring meat curtains
Michael is well-liked in cheer leading circles across the country for his prowess as a cuntoisseur.
cuntoisseur by Joel T. June 30, 2008

cuntnoisseur 

A person who has a great deal of knowledge about cunts, or an expert judge in matters of their tastes.
Vincent fucks a lot of girls, he's a cuntnoisseur.
cuntnoisseur by cuntn July 17, 2011

cuntisaurous 

wow that cuntisauous is juicy

watch out the cuntisaurous will drip on you
cuntisaurous by casey falice February 5, 2010

Cuntoisseur 

A man who is sentimental about his porn folder to the point of considering it a "collection."
He's got nearly 100 folders, and they are all organized. He's a cuntoisseur.
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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