CRJ

Carly Rae Jepsen

Bro did you hear about the new CRJ song, Julien?
Yeah bro, shit slaps fam.

by Get fucked oakley April 23, 2019

CRJ-200

50 seat all economy regional jet designed by Canadair and built by Canadair/Bombardier. Primarily used in the United States by regional carriers such as Skywest on behalf of United, Delta, and formerly American. Most dogshit plane to ever exist. The plane is designed for toddlers. The seats are short, hard, narrow, and feature zero legroom. The windows are at penis height and the roof is at boob height. Flying on this absolute piece of shit for any longer than 3.63 minutes is worse than sticking a toothpick up your urethral opening and slamming your hard dick against a wall. Luckily the US airlines are retiring these shit planes in the near future. United is replacing the crj-200 with the godsend crj-550, Delta is replacing it with the crj-900, and American is replacing it with the crj-700.

Also known as the Crappy Regional Jet 200

Doug & Robin: Ha! Look at Delta over there with that shit ass plane!

Ed: Stop calling it shit ass! It helps us connect regional communities!

Scott: Haha cumslut Delta! Imagine using the crj-200 to connect regional communities! you should get on this crj-550 shit and start treating your customers as adults.

Doug: U got the crj-200 too Scott

Scott: Fuck you doug, go suck on your shit ass oasis planes

by amnoagrass November 21, 2021

CRJ-200

The devil’s scooter

I flew a CRJ-200 to visit my aunt in buttfuck Iowa

by rufusdict December 11, 2021

CRJ-200

The Devil’s Scooter

I’ve managed to get that Devil’s Scooter CRJ-200 up to FL370 without core locking the engines before.

by yerongaaaaaaard December 11, 2021