CRJ-200

50 seat all economy regional jet designed by Canadair and built by Canadair/Bombardier. Primarily used in the United States by regional carriers such as Skywest on behalf of United, Delta, and formerly American. Most dogshit plane to ever exist. The plane is designed for toddlers. The seats are short, hard, narrow, and feature zero legroom. The windows are at penis height and the roof is at boob height. Flying on this absolute piece of shit for any longer than 3.63 minutes is worse than sticking a toothpick up your urethral opening and slamming your hard dick against a wall. Luckily the US airlines are retiring these shit planes in the near future. United is replacing the crj-200 with the godsend crj-550, Delta is replacing it with the crj-900, and American is replacing it with the crj-700.

Also known as the Crappy Regional Jet 200

Doug & Robin: Ha! Look at Delta over there with that shit ass plane!

Ed: Stop calling it shit ass! It helps us connect regional communities!

Scott: Haha cumslut Delta! Imagine using the crj-200 to connect regional communities! you should get on this crj-550 shit and start treating your customers as adults.

Doug: U got the crj-200 too Scott

Scott: Fuck you doug, go suck on your shit ass oasis planes

CRJ-200 by amnoagrass November 20, 2021

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The devil’s scooter

I flew a CRJ-200 to visit my aunt in buttfuck Iowa

CRJ-200 by rufusdict December 11, 2021

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The Devil’s Scooter

I’ve managed to get that Devil’s Scooter CRJ-200 up to FL370 without core locking the engines before.

CRJ-200 by yerongaaaaaaard December 11, 2021

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Best plane

The CRJ200 is a joy to fly

crj200 by DAL204 July 17, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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