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COVID_20 

Only kills all the trump supporters and the people who are using all the toilet paper.
Oh no, that dumb trump supporter is stealing all the toilet paper to wipe out there saliva after drooling from the millions of brain cells lost by listening and supporting trump. I can't believe these Donald Trump supporters are all boomers who dont think COVID_20 is really real but they are still stealing everyone toilet paper.
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Covid-20 

The virus that one wierd kid got after eating month old smarties off the floor.
"EWWW why'd he lick the tree?"
"Idk but he definitely has covid-20 now"
Covid-20 by Taki_Crumb October 27, 2020

Covid-20 

The 20 lbs you gained during the Covid-19 shelter in place / quarantine.
Bro, I saw your girl at the store yesterday looking like a can of popped buscuits, I think she caught that Covid-20.
Covid-20 by PopcornWilly April 18, 2020

Covid-20 

The 20 lb weight gain from eating all day during the Covid-19 stay at home order.
Have you seen Sally? She really put on the Covid-20!!
Covid-20 by Pumpkin 1780 May 15, 2020

Covid-20 

What we should call Covid-19 now because it's 2020 and not 2019.
Frank : Want me to infect you with covid-19?

Niko : No, I'm good I already have covid-20.
Covid-20 by diktahp August 1, 2020

Covid-20 

Recovered corona patients of all ages and from all backgrounds who suffer ongoing symptoms around the body, which includes the lungs, the brain, the heart, the kidneys, the gut, the liver, and the skin even after day 20.
For some patients, it’s an ongoing Covid-20 illness after infection with Covid-19.
Covid-20 by Covido January 6, 2021

COVID-20 

The sequel to COVID-19. It could be worse or not as bad.
I lost everything and almost died from coronavirus in 2020. We’ll see what happens with COVID-20.
COVID-20 by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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