2 definitions by Jackson Mammone where you at

A TOTAL Simp only hangs out with his girlfriend and never hangs out with his mates. He also denies being a TOTAL Simp.
Look over there its that TOTAL Simp Jackson Mammone hanging out with his girlfriend like usual and hes not hanging out with his mates, its such a dog move. What a TOTAL Simp
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Only kills all the trump supporters and the people who are using all the toilet paper.
Oh no, that dumb trump supporter is stealing all the toilet paper to wipe out there saliva after drooling from the millions of brain cells lost by listening and supporting trump. I can't believe these Donald Trump supporters are all boomers who dont think COVID_20 is really real but they are still stealing everyone toilet paper.
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