Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)
by roglewis April 22, 2009
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Yummy sweets!

Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.

It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Oi! You! Off my smarties!
by Boylio November 4, 2005
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A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation.

In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.
John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties!
Jane: fml
by Princess Zeffie March 22, 2010
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A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005
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a bunch of smarties
Today i met with a group of tech smarties at the mall.
by Kessy Asuamah February 9, 2017
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Street name for Adderall, or amphetamine salts.

The drug and the candy look similar, but the drug actually makes you smart.
--Started by S.C. from Philly
"Yo lemme cop a smarty off you, tryna ace these finals."
"I like takin smarties when I drink, makes me feel invincible"
by steevcee September 21, 2015
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you can sniff it and snort it and twirl it all around. you will be zooming up the stairs all you want. good to last you the rest of the school year goooooo smarties
woah she be zoomin up the stairs on smarties
by gshank June 4, 2019
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