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cocoalooks 

Look the baby playin with he cocoalooks!

Yuh cocoalooks showin, boy! Zip up yuh pants nah!
cocoalooks by Tambran July 3, 2011

Cockalorum 

Bragging Talk, Crowing, A Self-Important little man
J: "Geoff is a Cockalorum"
P: "No, Rowling is a Cockalorum"
Cockalorum by SAPOL July 29, 2008

cockalotofpuss 

A guy that gets alot of poon, his cock penetrates her pussy she shit her self. Later on a kid turns out to have aids.
Katie Price shagging a bird, cock mong. cockalotofpuss.
cockalotofpuss by CockTheMong January 2, 2011

Cockaloid 

A penis with arms and legs made of smaller penises. Calling someone a cockaloid has a variety of meanings, but is usually used to call someone stupid, rude, or just a plain jackass.
Justin: "Did you see that dude with the skinny jeans and wool cap on in the weight room today?"

Brent: "Yeah man, what a cockaloid."
Cockaloid by bunthole February 24, 2011

cockalocktapuss 

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...
" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*