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Although it is seemingly impossible to have two choads, one can have a choital.
Choital by nappydreadz April 1, 2009
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chortle my balls 

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.
And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.
Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!
I HAVE CHORTLES by Fawful September 27, 2009
The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.
I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?
Chortle by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023

bark chorale 

When neighborhood dogs all bark together in unison, creating melodious canine music emanating from their discomfort.
The approaching train began the bark chorale that quickly grew and crescendoed as the horn blew, slowly fading away as the locomotive passed into the distance.
bark chorale by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019
Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.
Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.
chortel by supersan June 9, 2017
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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