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The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.
Real people:'laughs'
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That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD

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Wish this never happened. LMD
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A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.
"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.
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Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.
"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."
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To laugh

NB. This word is found only in certain British boy's comics, namely the Dandy and the Beano. It is extremely rare to use it in normal speech, unless inviting laughter.
"That was so funny!", Sam chortled.
by zimman August 02, 2005
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a chortle is a gleeful chuckle or laugh you make when you REALLY enjoy something.

CHORTLES! yay this candy is amazing.
by Abbygail March 16, 2007
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