The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.
Real people:'laughs'
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Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.
"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."
by Rc__ October 31, 2017
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The act upon where semen is deployed into the vaginal region, but do not go far enough in to fully complete its job. Thus resulting in it becoming a cheese like substance.
Dam I gave this hoe some Chortle.
by lilwheeler420 July 20, 2021
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Webster defines this as a combination of the words chuckle and snort. This would apply especially to the action of smoking ganja and trying not to cough.

This term was frequently used in the Colorado high country by powder skiing hedonists late in the last millennium.
After boarding the gondola car, we weren't to the first tower yet when the telemark skier pointed an acrylic tube in my direction and said "chortle"?
by Toute boarder December 18, 2009
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chawr-tl - The sound produced by the giver of fellatio, upon climax of said act. When draining cum from a cock the dick sucker will chortle.
That blow-job was sooo good. She chortled so good.
by lefpaz August 22, 2011
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The act of accidentally vomiting while laughing really hard. Often seen in babies and pot-heads.
Gross, my baby was cracking up and just chortled all over me!

Dude, stop laughing & coughing - you're gonna chortle in the bong!
by Rick Cranium January 23, 2011
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