Chartales

Stories which are profoundly untrue, yet the teller insists on continuing, with the hopes that they make him (or her) cooler.

...and while i was Championship BMX biking these 3 models asked me if i wanted sign to be an underground European DJ, but i had to decline for a supporting role in "The Wolverine". Because Chartales.

Chartales by boobturd December 15, 2013

Charles Grassley 

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.

Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.

Charles Grassley by Just_sayin' May 11, 2016

The Charles Effect 

An effect named after Charles Leclerc the Formula 1 driver from Monaco. Who started a trend of wearing bandanas within the Formula 1 community. The effect is often recognised by looking stylish, "Holly Molly" and handsome with a bandana in your hair.

Oh, it's the Charles Effect.

The Charles Effect by itsmiaregine January 5, 2022

Charles Calvin 

A guy with the greatest plans.His plans are ramming his helicopter into things.

Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff

Charles Calvin by SofiaBandita September 2, 2020

Charles Lee 

HE SHITS THE BED AT THE BATTLE OF MONMOUTH

instead of me e promotes Charles Lee makes him second in command

im a general WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Charles Lee by Tenko ouma January 5, 2019

charles boyle 

Detective on Brooklyn 99. Hardworking, loyal foodie with a people pleasing complex. Has an adopted son, Nikolaj. Jake Peralta’s best friend and ultimate peraltiago shipper.

Is that Charles Boyle? I hear he rear-ended the hearse at his uncle’s funeral...oops

charles boyle by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 3, 2018

Charles Head Guy

AKA - “CHG”

A man with a relatively large amount of local fame within the Philly-area Yik Yak community, known especially for his frequent posts and responses in which he offers to give head to essentially any anonymous yikyak user with a penis who comes across his offerings. Additionally, he is known to meet people accepting his offers in one specific Library. His primary (or “real-life”) identity is publicly unknown, and the symbol of an egg emoji with a green background (his personal version of type of symbol given to YikYak users to give them a unique, faceless identity on the app alone) is the only feature that makes him recognizable on the app as the real Charles Head Guy. In legend, some (and potentially many) people have met Charles Head Guy to accept his offerings of quick and easy head.

Charles head guy is often referred to as “CHG”, an acronym for his official alias.

I can’t believe Charles Head Guy is trying to meet up with someone at 3 AM on a Wednesday. CHG is a madman.

Charles Head Guy by Stinky Chub December 30, 2021