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Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.
I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.
Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009

Chickalob 

1) Michelob Ultra. A beer of choice for women. Synonym: Zima.

2) A guy who orders a Michelob Ultra for himself.
Dave: Can I get a Michelob Ultra?
Waitress: Oh. Are you sure you want a Chickalob?
Chickalob by Kwijeebo February 19, 2008

chickawow 

An exclamation similar to "wow" but more betterer.

Also a sneeze
Bill: "I'm gay!"

Margaret: "chickawow!"
chickawow by Honky bonky alonky March 16, 2023

Chickalooley 

Someone who acts silly and immature at inappropriate times and also likes to make strange noises just for fun. May be considered to have a disability.
Chickalooley silly mental teletubbies strange wierd babygirl
Chickalooley by Kapalina October 7, 2009

Chickalodeon 

My wife watched that show on Chickalodeon about that single mom who put herself through college, started her own hugely successful business, then hunted down and killed her own stalker (because the MALE police wouldn't do anything about it). Seems to be an ongoing theme on that channel.
Chickalodeon by MrMarkP June 4, 2015

Chickaplunk 

Something that is made up. The word does not correspond to a real thing.
A man saying he's a woman is chickaplunk.

Women's rights are chickaplunk.