C.R. 

short for craddle robber. You qualify if your girl/boyfriend's(f) age is less that half your(y) age plus seven:
f<1/2 y +7

Jonathan is a C.R.

C.R. by Stuart Haggerty September 16, 2003

C-R

A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.

There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.

C-R by Jethro February 21, 2005

C-R

a narrative which is obviously false and made up and could never be possible to recreate

That story is a C-R. There is no way it could happen.

C-R by Phil McCraken February 18, 2005

C-R

an excuse which is obviously fake

He didn't lose her phone number, she dumped him!

C-R by Phil McCraken March 1, 2005

c&r 

A short form for the term "catch and release" which my mother coined when she stopped my buddy from killing a fruit fly.

Oh no, we dont kill bugs in this house we catch and release them here. aka c&r

c&r by BWG November 10, 2005

c:r 

Means 'cursor:ready', the word for the blinking text cursor at the beginning of a sentence. This is the digital equivalent of being speechless.

"and then the catfish revealed themselves to be her BEST FRIEND!"

"c:r"

c:r by bobby.saxon June 28, 2025

C.R.E.A.M. 

The acronym standing for, "Cash Rules Everything Around Me."
Originating from the Wu Tang Clan, this phrase was popular in the early/mid-ninties when the hit song was released. Unlike many current rap songs, this song stressed the importance of obtaining money, as opposed to spending it. It also showed youth that selling drugs was not a good way to make money, and that hard work and creativity would make more money.

"cash rules everything around me cream get the money, dolla dolla bills yall."

C.R.E.A.M. by freefall April 1, 2004