Byarg

To toboggan off a toolshed into someone's ass.

My ass sure does hurt after that last byarging session!

by Jean-Paul Bell July 5, 2008

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

jacksonville plea bargain

When you sleep with the judge of your trial to get out of serving your sentence

Jason got a Jacksonville Plea Bargain after stealing the Weenie Truck.

by Orbits_Of_The_Elliptical_Kind January 9, 2020

beargle

Life is crazy or life is awesome

Im feeling beargle asf

by realeaterforever June 13, 2023

Bargain Basement Becky

That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.

1. Wife
2. Girlfriend

3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits

5. Sidepiece

6. Smash

7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky

I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.

You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.

Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.

by Starving Artist246 October 8, 2021

Bargain Basement Becky

The name given by the wife or the girlfriend after finding out about their husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from a bargain basement compared to her.

I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.

by Starving Artist September 23, 2021

Bargam

Another persian slang and way to express your amazement or fear.
“Bargam” & “pashmam” are the same in meaning.
“Barg” means “leaf” which refers to your body hair

Osso bargam! This weed is indisputable poison.

by Engevol guy August 15, 2018